christmas

Discussion in 'Public Lounge' started by general tso, Dec 5, 2009.

  1. general tso

    general tso ... He is a man of ACTION

    ok, it is the holiday and this is a thread for the best and worst presents you have given and recieved.

    best I recieved
    3. NES back when I was 9. It was awesome
    2. GI joe jet back when I was 7, it was futuristic and had many moving parts. I wasted a lot of time playing with that toy.
    1. my katana set, I loves my sword collection, and that particualr addition made me kinda happy

    worst I recieved
    3. sweater- seriously what the crap? I was 6 and did not appreciate this one
    2. deoderant and playing cards- someone forgot the gift exchange and went shopping at the gas station the day of christmas.
    1. tube sox- not a pair or two, my mom got me 96 pairs of tube sox 3 years ago. That is 192 socks. I wear out 3 pairs a year, I belive that i am set in htat department for a LONG time

    Best I gave
    3. mein kamph to my white supremicest friend who is freakihly close to looking like technoviking http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4. He read the book 3 times in a month and god a mein kamph tatoo on his forearm.
    2. paying off my friend's fines so he could drive again, gave him the 206$ reciept
    1. see worst no 1. this is the best and worst :eek:

    worst I gave
    3. cheese and sausage tray- my friend opened this up anl looked at me and was like what is THIS supposed to mean?
    2. A case of marshmellow fluff. This was a lulz present, he ate two jars and never looked at another one. 24 large jars of mashmellow fluff in a case is never anyone's guess for some reason when shiking the package.
    1. One of my good friends had a girlfriend (whom he since merried) named Tara. She is notorious for breaking him and never letting him do anything. We even coined a term for when he can't do stuff with us (an act of Taraizm). Anyway he was not allowed to see us more than once that year so in a bit of frustration I began a harvest in august. I also went by the train tracks near the power plant. The look on her face when she realised that I gave a gift of coal and pubic hair was priceless. What was more priceless was how pissed off she was that her bf was laughing his ass off at her. This is easily my most memorable present I gave.

    how about you guys?
     
  2. joey67500

    joey67500 Welcome to Menotah! Staff Member

    I'll add a bit more later, for now.

    Worst received:
    A gift card to build a bear, I was a 14 year old guy, no.

    Worst Given:
    A regifted gift card, acidentally given who gave it to me.

    Best Received:
    Laptop, cell phone and ipod same time.

    Best Given:
    2 $100 leather jackets, one to each of my sisters.
     
  3. Grandeza

    Grandeza Guest

    [quote author="general tso"]
    [/quote]
    that sounds really delicious.
     
  4. general tso

    general tso ... He is a man of ACTION

    [quote author="Grandeza"] [quote author="general tso"]
    worst I gave
    3. cheese and sausage tray- my friend opened this up anl looked at me and was like what is THIS supposed to mean?
    [/quote]

    that sounds really delicious. [/quote]
    It was, we made inuendos for a few months about how although sh didn't really want my sausage, she LOVED it.

    And joey. How didn't you love a build a bear?
    Mkay hard to ask with a straight face. Sorry about that one.
     

Share This Page