Questions

Discussion in 'Public Lounge' started by Fireblade, May 18, 2010.

  1. Fireblade

    Fireblade Active Member

    I came up with these questions to test the humor and resolve of some foreign peoples... but it was so random I thought I would ask you guys too!

    1. Do you like Mudkips?

    2. Do you talk about Fightclub?

    3. What is the technical chemical name for water? (not H2O)

    4. How many nerds are there in your alliance?

    5. Is this a question?

    6. Did you actually answer question #5?
     
  2. El Beardo

    El Beardo Member

    1. Do you like Mudkips? :ermm:

    2. Do you talk about Fightclub? pfffft, no... ok ok once or twice.

    3. What is the technical chemical name for water? (not H2O) Guinness

    4. How many nerds are there in your alliance? not enough?

    5. Is this a question? I like Turtles

    6. Did you actually answer question #5? I LIKE TURTLES!!!!
     
  3. bradford

    bradford Active Member

    1. Do you like Mudkips?
    Meh - I prefer Tyranitar if we're talking about the Pokemon Coliseum-style games. If we're just talking about the cartoon, I lean to the Ghost types.

    2. Do you talk about Fightclub?
    Why, what have you heard?

    3. What is the technical chemical name for water? (not H2O)
    Improperly processed coffee

    4. How many nerds are there in your alliance?
    We have to get out the geek hierarchy diagrams and start a rigorous program of classification. We wouldn't want to misidentify geeks, gleeks, RPGers, spazzes, and people who abuse smilies in lieu of punctuation etc. as nerds ;)

    5. Is this a question?
    Is it?

    6. Did you actually answer question #5?
    How did question #5 and what I wrote make you feel? I'd recommend 12 weekly sessions of psychotherapy to start. (Oh, sorry - I was just talking to Ezko about having been a psych major...)
     
  4. ohnoanotherputz

    ohnoanotherputz New Member

    1. Do you like Mudkips? No.

    2. Do you talk about Fightclub? No, but mostly because I've never watched it.

    3. What is the technical chemical name for water? (not H2O) Clear wet stuff that isn't vodka.

    4. How many nerds are there in your alliance? I assume all of them are nerds.

    5. Is this a question? Well it has a question mark.

    6. Did you actually answer question #5? Not really.
     
  5. King D

    King D Member

    1. Do you like Mudkips? no i like facebook

    2. Do you talk about Fightclub? i had to look that up

    3. What is the technical chemical name for water? (not H2O) cybernations

    4. How many nerds are there in your alliance? like 52?

    5. Is this a question? definitely

    6. Did you actually answer question #5? well see, ya gotta put the trix in the cerial bowl first, and then pour the milk without the spoon in it...i found out that it doesnt go spoon milk trix bowl.
     
  6. ArchSchnitz

    ArchSchnitz Member

    1. Do you like Mudkips? My older son has beat any liking for Pokemon out of me. He's f***ing relentless. Mudkips can go to hell.

    2. Do you talk about Fightclub? The first rule of Tautology Club is the first rule of Tautology Club.

    3. What is the technical chemical name for water? (not H2O) PreJello.

    4. How many nerds are there in your alliance? I propose we build a great computer to calculate the answer of the question.

    5. Is this a question? 42.

    6. Did you actually answer question #5? Given that all physics is relative to one's given location, velocity and mass it becomes clear when deriving the coefficient of mandrake that Terminator 2 was likely to be the best of the Harry Potter trilogy, but only in situations where the given value of table is greater than or equal to the sum of uncomfortably ill-dressed hairy men on any given section of beach as expressed as a ratio against the number of nude female sunbathers and which is greater than or less than the number of pitted prunes currently shoved up Charlie Sheen's ass, which is four (7), then it becomes clear that the question was in fact rendered answered more by the state of having been shaved than by any action that a metallurgist could have taken
     
  7. Fireblade

    Fireblade Active Member

    Ohh this is brilliant! I love all of your responses :D
     
  8. The Fellow

    The Fellow The Fellow

    1. Do you like Mudkips? Nope I liek Mudkips

    2. Do you talk about Fightclub? I never talk about Fightclub, except when I do.

    3. What is the technical chemical name for water? (not H2O) hmm, well since water is something you can not live without, I am going to say pr0n

    4. How many nerds are there in your alliance? Idk, but I know I am one of them, so to find this out, we can use the equation N# = (((sin x + 1)^2)^2)+((sin x+1)^2) + 1; where x is the number of nerdy thoughts there are in the alliance, and N# is the number of nerds in the alliance.

    5. Is this a question? depends on if today is yesturdays tomorrow, or if the total amount of nerds in Menotah is greater or equal to infinity, which can be modeled by 0/0

    6. Did you actually answer question #5? I do not remember, was the the one with the chicken, or the egg?
     
  9. 1. Do you like Mudkips? Sir I hope that is a rhetorical question, as I was a /b/tard and of course I liek Mudkips. If it is not a rhetorical question I would have to destroy you with fire.

    2. Do you talk about Fightclub?YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT FIGHTCLUB! WTF!??!?!?!?

    3. What is the technical chemical name for water? (not H2O) You say it's not H2O but water is indeed 2 Hydrogen Atoms bonded with an Oxygen Atom. Water is also a polar molecule, often ripping apart bonds of other molecules with it's unique polar property. These 2 things are what make water water so you have your answer.

    4. How many nerds are there in your alliance?Well, seeing how only Nerds play a nation simulation game, I'd say the # of nerds in my alliance is directly congruent to the # of people in my alliance.

    5. Is this a question? Depends on whether or not this is an answer?

    6. Did you actually answer question #5? Only in a 13D universe where there is a dimension for being a genius.
     
  10. Fireblade

    Fireblade Active Member

    [quote author="Anthony DiNozzo"]1. Do you like Mudkips? Sir I hope that is a rhetorical question, as I was a /b/tard and of course I liek Mudkips. If it is not a rhetorical question I would have to destroy you with fire. [/quote]I might as well give away one of them because my inner nerd is killing me, but first;

    1. In this context, I am probably one of the only people you cannot destroy with fire.

    OH yeah and I wanted to tell you about this;

    Dihydrogen monoxide:

    * is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.
    * contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
    * may cause severe burns.
    * is fatal if inhaled.
    * contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
    * accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
    * may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
    * has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

    Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

    * as an industrial solvent and coolant.
    * in nuclear power plants.
    * in the production of Styrofoam.
    * as a fire retardant.
    * in many forms of cruel animal research.
    * in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
    * as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

    We need to ban this substance!
     

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